You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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