let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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