it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So vagazzling was a success
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