Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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