nut hugger
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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