Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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