: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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