It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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