I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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