ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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