Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Can I color on your dick again?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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