thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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