Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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