Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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