I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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