is your mom at the bar?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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