I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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