Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You pole danced in your parka.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
