i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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