had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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