I swear she didn't look like that last week.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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