..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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