We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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