wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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