gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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