R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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