Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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