how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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