: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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