i jhust puked up my retainher.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
