my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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