I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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