waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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