i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
why is half of my head shaved?
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