what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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