i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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