I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
