Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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