I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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