honey bunches of taint.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So squirting runs in the family.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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