I love black thongs
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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