i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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