I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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