she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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