If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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