if you like me you must not know who I am
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
