Yo dont text me then not text me
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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