get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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