i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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