i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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