She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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